Fellow American Christians and Swansea supporters!

As I'm sure you all know, we have recently encountered troublesome times. The fundamental beliefs of our society have been challenged and disrespected by naughty citizens of the internet community. I think you all know who I'm referring to, though I shall not speak his name here so as not to cause upset to some of the more fragile members of our organisation. (No, I didn't mean you Fred, I understand that you find that word patronising.) However, do not fear! I have written a comment to this person pertaining the debauched nature of his uncontrollable carriage of sin, and I am confident that this will put a stop to the matter. For does the bible not say that "heeth who forceth others to believeth through the weblogeth shall triumph"?

Anyway, moving onto lighter news, Mrs. Brambles cookies at church last Sunday were absolutely delicious! Were they not, folks? Go on, you can't deny it!!! Because if you do we'll declare you a heathen!!!!!! We're not joking!!!!!!!!!

And so, to round up today's weblog, anyone who doesn't believe exactly what we believe is a doofus. And I don't use that word lightly.

Jack Bastard